So I hate being on call for work. Especially cuz it means I can get paged at home after I try to leave work. ANd I’m still kinda learing all the shit we have that we support so lik half the time I’m just calling everyone else on my team being all “omg wtf do I do?”

but tonight. tonight was one of those rare times when a call came in and I was able to close I out all on my own. fucking detective work. shit’s busted? can’t do their job on the floor? le me see what’s going on. yup. some idjit didn’t set something up right and they have no printer for that press. let’s just set that shit up then. bam. done.

soycube:

keyblade princess 

soycube:

keyblade princess 

(via zipslasher)

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

(Source: axolottl, via mysteriousasthatpinkfloydalbum)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

(via darth-kytin-the-adorable)

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via littleredstuff)

"Healing doesn’t mean the damage never existed. It means the damage no longer controls our life."

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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tessaviolet:

bekah-bo0m:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

I FEEL OLD

childhood video games

(via michaelaface)

me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

littleredstuff:

cinderfell:

up here in minnesota if you mention snow when there’s nothing on the ground you’ll get one of two reactions

  1. omg i love snow i can’t wait
  2. shut the fuck up

its the same thing here in Michigan

and in Wisconsin

I went to a new world today, Roxas. I couldn’t believe how beautiful it was. I hope that you can join me next time.

Well, I’ll see you tomorrow, Roxas…

(Source: siceseven, via zipslasher)

prospitans:

A GENDERFLUID PARENT WHO INDICATES ALL THEIR BOY DAYS WITH “HELLO X, I’M DAD” JOKES

(via teenytinyqueer)

breelifts:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

(via geassgreen)